F-Imaginings

Roxy. 19. Fangirling like a loon. Imagining smut. Living it large, britches!

Jun 4

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(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

Jun 3

pancakestein:

Karkat shampoo and Gamzee conditioner

tofusoup:

get urs now only $19.95

Inside joke with Aurorawolfa. Dear god we have too many.

This one doesn’t even make sense.

Jun 2

pancakestein:

eridans-plush-rump:

pancakestein:

SEND HELP I AM DYING

(via animeds7)

what if trolls had really weirdly hospitable customs

rockpapertheodore:

pancakestein:

wow this is still fucking adorable

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chotpot:

yummytomatoes:

spacestepmom:

This has probably been done before but yeah, I don’t care anymore. SOB.

Palemates 4 lyfe~

Seriously though, these two :’(

oh… otp….

hey alex

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johannaj:

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