I’m funny and I checked and it’s true my mum also thinks I’m funny. 

sadstuck:

>he killed my dad and i couldn’t do a thing

>he killed rose’s mom and she couldn’t do a thing either.

“I know, John. I know.”

>no, you don’t know, not really. because it was my dad and he got killed for stupid reasons and i wasn’t even there.

“You are not,” says Karkat fiercely, “the only asshole who ever had a lusus, Egbert.”

Waiting for God Tier, an adventure by urbananchorite and duedleyfirearms.

I was sold initially by the Waiting For Godot title reference and reading it, well, it’s just fantastic. Highly recommend you all give this a read. 

spicy-mituna-roll:

manlysporkle:

aLIEN

ALIEN IN THE POOL

im sorry this was a bad idea

Excuse you I think you mean this was a great idea.

milkmanner:

Miss u 8a8y

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

queenoftheantz:

The mini-animation I did yesterday!

this came up as soon as “Sexy back” came on my playlist and please try it  I promise you will not be disappointed

casanovakevin:

everything is looking weird tbh but im gonna post this anyway

johnlaughingalonewithgushers:

my name is hilary and I have Feelings about the guardians, especially since the Alpha timeline

specifically Mom and Bro

specifically as a pairing

(sometimes I sketch those feelings)

Cat Hangovers.

prostateprincess:

drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

did cronus ampora make this post

I put some of my fanfics on ao3. Yeah, this should inspire me to write more.